r.i.p. brad graham
His August 8, 2000 post, Disappointment:
Is there anything more disappointing and frustrating than having driven a great distance to a drive-through fast food restaurant, ordered, paid for and received your lunch, then made a return trip to your office, only to discover that your requested condiment -- the very horseradish sauce that defines the sandwich experience -- was not included in the sack? (Aside from the betrayal by a lover or global war and strife, I mean.)
Yes. Yes there is.